Valentine’s Day is actually kinda dumb, but sex isn’t really foolish and love isn’t really stupid either! It is our yearly responsibility as an internet Magazine to come up with a brand new object to poke to your sweetheart every Valentine’s Day/Holiday period, and each year i am lured anew just to reduce & paste from previous guides (and really, our

Sex-Themed Holigay Surprise Guide This Year

ended up being particularly extraordinary), but that would be cheating, and unlike the ex-girlfriend, I would personally never ever deceive for you.

When we were to re-hash, we might tell you the way much we like the

RodeOH Harness

(
we reviewed it, keep in mind?
) therefore the

SpareParts Harness combination
.

We’d recommend some

Lesbian Erotica

and tell you that Amazon continues to have crazy-ass discounts on Lelo products like 63per cent off a

Lelo Liv Personal Massager

and now we’d tell you that we’d like a

WeVibe
.

We’d in addition steer one
Great Vibrations’ Sensuous Valentine’s Day Gifts
and
Babeland’s Gift Guide
and advise one to
get an Autostraddle Calendar
and is today for sale for $14.

But why don’t we not rehash (though all links to past gift guides have reached the finish). Let us start yet again, but brand spanking new, with ten things we are 100% good your own girl desires. Truly probably any feminine family member, roomie, or colleague will need these matters.

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10 Super-Special Romantic Days Celebration Gifts

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From
Lesbophilia
:

„When I encountered [The Joy of Lesbian Sex], I happened to be captivated by it, partly of the book, which spoke of love between feamales in a means I would never ever heard before, but generally of the pictures, which hit me personally by their particular huge difference from the pictures of girl-on-girl action I would observed in men’s room magazines, and that we stumbled on favor over this type of photos for just two explanations.

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This packaging is actually extremely cute. Ready your ass pre-spanking and soothe your own butt post-spanking. What more could a female ask for? Nothing. This is actually the the majority of.

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Not so long ago, somebody chose to print 100 lesbian „erotic issues“ on tiny items of paper, in English and in Spanish, roll up those bits of paper, put them in a heart-shaped package, market all of them with tweezers which are intended to be accustomed remove the pieces of paper from the heart field. The forms tend to be then read out loud and erotic difficulties tend to be performed. So now this is available. Its here for grounds, just like sunshine.

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If you’ve ever seen somebody try making boob-shaped dessert without a boob-shaped cakepan, then you’ll definitely know very well what an important gift this might be.

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Aren’t these the cutest restraints you actually set the small sight on? I’m becoming really serious i believe these are typically super-cute.

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This costs below $5, so you can bet it is beneficial to your genital pH.

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In case the babe is actually a superhero in sheets, she needs underpants that mirror this legacy.

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This club of soap is made of hand-poured natural vegetable glycerin and it is vegan-friendly. The Rachel Maddow Soap is actually coffee-scented. While they only have one bar of Rachel Maddow soap currently, it seems they would be happy to create more taverns of Rachel Maddow soap per your own demand.

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Are you gonna be able to cover your own poker face? Or your own POKE HER face?

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Seemingly there is lots to state with this topic. An entire book’s well worth!

For much more support on gorgeous getaway shopping:

+ Autostrddle’s
2011 NSFW Sunday Gift Guide

+ Autostraddle’s
12 Publications About Intercourse

+ Autostraddle’s
Eleventh Hour 2010 NSFW Valentines Time Gift Guide

+ Autostraddle’s
2010 NSFW Sunday Present Guide

+ Autostraddle’s
Boyshorts Guide
and
Cologne/Perfume 101